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An instrument used to measure the amount of retardation in a person or situation. The measurement is displayed in units of tard, with a low of one tard and a high of 100 tards. Similar to a Geiger counter.
Did you see how stupid that chick was? I got a reading of 63 tards on my tardtometer.
by BillHo April 19, 2011
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