thermometer

the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.

"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

thermometer

An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.

I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.

by pentozali December 20, 2005

thermometered

The act of having your temperature taken to enter a building (or country) due to global pandemics.

I got thermometered coming in the building this morning for work.

by GeorgiaIrish March 26, 2020

Thermometer

Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.

Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.

by Chris Reeve August 3, 2009

Thermometer

When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.

I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.

by SahenTheTenderTreen November 22, 2016

cat thermometer

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

Dirty Thermometer

(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.

It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer

by Jo Nathan "Girl Pants" Millner March 12, 2015