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nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.
nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010
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nerdometer

pronunciation-/nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the relative state of awareness of one who engages in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/
adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/
n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/
n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə’-mεt-rIks/
"You guys set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that."
nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 3, 2010

Negrometer 

A mental tool to help determine how much of a negro someone is.
Black Person: Nigga please

Cody:He's a ten on the Negrometer
Negrometer by Clutch Master January 2, 2010

Nerdosterone 

Nerdosterone is a hormone found in Nerds similar to Testosterone found in athletes.
The nerdosterone level at the sci-fi convention was through the roof.
Nerdosterone by bigtaco January 15, 2011

Negrometer 

A tool used to measure the temperature of an african
Is he running a fever? Better use the Negrometer
Negrometer by GnarPuddle September 25, 2016

Nerdmonter1324 

A Faggot gamer who sucks at games and lives in his natural habitat in Saginaw Michigan . A Nerdmonter1324 can be found sucking Cock behind the local Blockbuster for V Bucks or Psn cards
Guy1: Yo did see Nerdmonter1324 behind Blockbuster.

Guy2: Yeah he must be low on V Bucks
Nerdmonter1324 by 3x Poon slayer February 9, 2019

nerdymemer 

NerdyMemer is a weeb who runs a big anime page. He drives an itasha. And is into Lolis and little girls. Stay away young ones
Underage girl 1: omg have you heard of NerdyMemer?

Underage girl 2: yess I’ve been telling all my friends to stay away from that Lolicon
nerdymemer by MexCurry October 15, 2019
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