turdometer

A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists

The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.

by turdmeister June 28, 2010

murdometer

The level of which someones murderous intent is at. Met reading defined by studying the behavioural patterns of someone who is pissed or has recently or previously contemplated your demise

Cassidy's murdometer is nearly full, you'd better make a run for the hills before she finds you.

by Ari_Coyotes_19 April 29, 2021

turdmometer

a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature

Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.

Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

turdomizer

Usually a female, gay male, or really sick dude that likes to not only eat ass but have the attended half-push a turd log out so it can be sucked like a stinky dink.

Yo... I don't know about your boy Jason... Susie said he was honking on her stinky dink like a mad turdomizer.

by Mark May 3, 2005

terdometer

A system of measurement based on the average size of a dump made by the average male used to describe the size of the terd or terds.

Hay Jake, I took a crap that was like 3 terdometers long!

by mike koofe May 26, 2011

Tardtometer

An instrument used to measure the amount of retardation in a person or situation. The measurement is displayed in units of tard, with a low of one tard and a high of 100 tards. Similar to a Geiger counter.

Did you see how stupid that chick was? I got a reading of 63 tards on my tardtometer.

by BillHo May 10, 2011

Trometer

Trometer is the last name to one of the coolest people in the FREAKING WORLD. everyone in the world would like to be him, and he is just amazing. he is also just cool. and he is cool
it also refers to the heir of the Thermometer fortune

yo have you seen trometer
yeah hes really cool

by Jasper the fag February 9, 2010