tensia 

Tensia is a beautiful woman with huge hugs who has two kids. One of the kids is dez and the other kid is stitch. Tensia is very pretty and always knows how to give her sons friends a good time. She is all around a milf.

Damn is that tensia she looks beautiful.

tensia by Pablo Garcia April 1, 2019

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) 

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.

The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) by sanfran13 April 2, 2013

Liquid Tension Experiment 

1. Two side projects by three of 5 Dream Theater band members. The band Members are: John Petrucci (Guitar), Mike Portnoy (Drums), Jordan Rudess(Keyboard), and Tony Levin (Bass). Two

2. A total kick ass band that has the best musicians put together.

Did you get the Liquid Tension Experiment CD? It's so bad ass.

Liquid Tension Experiment by Bill December 28, 2003

tard fam tension

The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.

Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real

tard fam tension by TurnM3Up December 28, 2020

tenisia 

The best person you'll ever meet a gorgeous human being well loved by many, fun, trustworthy, humorous, smart, honest, caring and killer looks she has everything to become anyone's best friend she will be the only one there for you when everyone has left you and she will be the one to wipe the tears off your face,now she will have beautiful hair, a hot body and a nice ass.

I really need a Tenisia right now...
When walking with Tenisia, people may ask if you’re together

tenisia by Paidnfull February 21, 2018

sexual tension

the tension felt between two people who want to do something sexual together but hold back.

i so felt the sexual tension between you and rufio yesterday.

sexual tension by erin May 4, 2004

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

porco Tensing [porco Tensing] by Dakota264 April 10, 2020