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Tesia

Gender: Female Origin: Polish Meaning: loved by God

also the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met. :D
Ex. 1 wow, i love Tesia.
ex. 2 <guy> what should we name our daughter?
<polish wife> tesia
by djhajkneijdoidkn August 17, 2006
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Tesia

1. Loved by God, but not loved by everyone because of jealousy. Often misunderstood because she has no time to prove herself to anyone.

2. Many people make rumors about her, but if you knew her she would be the best friend you ever had. If you did something wrong to her, she wouldn't care and live as if you didn't exist.

3. She does have a button and when pushed, don't underestimate her. She always has the facts and will go straight to the problem without hesitation.

4. Boys go for her no matter what they already have, but she has high standards. She makes boys into men, giving them inspiration to be better.

5. The weak hate her because of her strength.
1. "What would Tesia do?"

2. Girl 1: "I hate Tesia because she took my boyfriend"

Girl 2: "Tesia works at hospitals and homeless shelters, I'm sure your boyfriend just left"

3. "If you have a problem with Tesia call her, if you don't have her number then you don't know her well enough to talk about her"

4. "He loves his girlfriend more because Tesia taught him how to love"

5.Girl 1: "Why doesn't she fight back?"
Girl 2: "Because she's too tesia for that."
by alwayslovedher1 March 15, 2013
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tesia

1. adj: very odd and weird; peculiar. usually something that either has no brain cells or very few.

2. noun: a name sometimes given by parents when they run out of options to name their child.
ex. 1;
<student a> : what is 1+1?
<student b> : umm.. 3?
<student a> : ...you're so tesia.

ex. 2;
<student a> : what is your name?
<student b> : tesia *smiles*
<student a> : i see, your parents must have ran out of names to name you!
by ilovetesia December 12, 2008
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Tesia

A girl that is in love with George and has nice tits
the most beautiful girl you'll ever see
has a qt waist and is a qt too
the first love her life is FLAG!!!!!
Tesia has a qt waist
by milkywayyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 18, 2020
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Teslagating

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.
The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi
by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015
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Teslam

Teslam is a relatively new religion and its founder Elon Musk was inspired by scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard whose motto was: "If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” And Elon has done it and now he is a multi biljonaire, and for that Musk owes to his fanatic followers who naively believe they will save the world by driving Tesla electric cars.

Teslamism, like all extreme religious movements are a good excuse to stop thinking independently. However, Teslamist, at least not yet are as fundamentally hars toward the infidels that drive conventional cars as their "religion of peace" counterparts who tend to slit throats of dissidents, perhaps the difference comes from the fact that Prophet Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa while his religion founder colleague was a hook nosed sand nigger.

Prophet Musk's followers do not want to hear the uncomfortable thruth that manufacturing an electric car produces over two times the amount of CO₂ emissions than the conventional one, nor do they want to be aware of that the battery industry uses a lot of child labor at the beginning of the procurement of the materials in shithole countries that Teslamists can imagine saving this planet by driving ”zero-emission cars."
Refining battery material and its transporting from place to place are the causes for the high emission figures which is inevitably only a temporary craze.
- "Look over there, a Tesla semi-trailer truck!"
- "Indeed, wonder what does it transporting?"

- "Greetings and Teslam gospel, its carrying capacity is very modest due to the battery."
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 11, 2021
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Abel Tesfaye

A guy that is 27 years old that goes by the name of The Weeknd. A legend was born on 2/16/1990 and that legend is Abel (AKA The Weeknd)
Friend: Abel Tesfaye is such a great singer!
Other Friend: I know right, the concert was amazing!
by Abelxo_&_Aprilxo November 19, 2017
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