Tesia 

Gender: Female Origin: Polish Meaning: loved by God

also the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met. :D

Ex. 1 wow, i love Tesia.
ex. 2 <guy> what should we name our daughter?
<polish wife> tesia

Tesia by djhajkneijdoidkn August 17, 2006

Tesia 

1. Loved by God, but not loved by everyone because of jealousy. Often misunderstood because she has no time to prove herself to anyone.

2. Many people make rumors about her, but if you knew her she would be the best friend you ever had. If you did something wrong to her, she wouldn't care and live as if you didn't exist.

3. She does have a button and when pushed, don't underestimate her. She always has the facts and will go straight to the problem without hesitation.

4. Boys go for her no matter what they already have, but she has high standards. She makes boys into men, giving them inspiration to be better.

5. The weak hate her because of her strength.

1. "What would Tesia do?"

2. Girl 1: "I hate Tesia because she took my boyfriend"

Girl 2: "Tesia works at hospitals and homeless shelters, I'm sure your boyfriend just left"

3. "If you have a problem with Tesia call her, if you don't have her number then you don't know her well enough to talk about her"

4. "He loves his girlfriend more because Tesia taught him how to love"

5.Girl 1: "Why doesn't she fight back?"
Girl 2: "Because she's too tesia for that."

Tesia by alwayslovedher1 March 15, 2013

tesia 

1. adj: very odd and weird; peculiar. usually something that either has no brain cells or very few.

2. noun: a name sometimes given by parents when they run out of options to name their child.

ex. 1;
<student a> : what is 1+1?
<student b> : umm.. 3?
<student a> : ...you're so tesia.

ex. 2;
<student a> : what is your name?
<student b> : tesia *smiles*
<student a> : i see, your parents must have ran out of names to name you!

tesia by ilovetesia December 12, 2008

Tesia 

A girl that is in love with George and has nice tits
the most beautiful girl you'll ever see
has a qt waist and is a qt too
the first love her life is FLAG!!!!!

Tesia has a qt waist

Tesia by milkywayyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 18, 2020

Teslagating 

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.

The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi

Teslagating by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015

Abel Tesfaye

A guy that is 27 years old that goes by the name of The Weeknd. A legend was born on 2/16/1990 and that legend is Abel (AKA The Weeknd)

Friend: Abel Tesfaye is such a great singer!
Other Friend: I know right, the concert was amazing!

Abel Tesfaye by Abelxo_&_Aprilxo November 19, 2017

Tesladdiction 

noun

1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;

2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;

3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;

4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator

Dr. Seriouslyuneedadetox said at this point my Tesladdiction has grown too intense to be treated on an outpatient basis, as a result of my admission that I experienced overwhelming tingling sensations of elation upon realizing my tropical vacation was finally over and soon I would be home driving my Tesla again.

Tesladdiction by FrunkieJunkie April 16, 2019