A Swedish suburb known for large amounts of gang activity. Tensta is located in Järva and shares close proximity to Hjulsta and Rinkeby, both also known for gang activity.
If you made the mistake of visiting Tensta, you can count on getting stabbed and, if you are a woman, raped.
Don't visit Tensta.
If you made the mistake of visiting Tensta, you can count on getting stabbed and, if you are a woman, raped.
Don't visit Tensta.
I visited Tensta last night.
Oh yeah? How did it go?
I got surrounded by 15 year olds yelling "Orten gang" and was robbed at gunpoint.
I see.
Oh yeah? How did it go?
I got surrounded by 15 year olds yelling "Orten gang" and was robbed at gunpoint.
I see.
by Tensta Hater November 20, 2020
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User 1: you know the owner of that server ostia?
User 2: oh that money whore tensta, I wonder how many sales this map will have!
User 2: oh that money whore tensta, I wonder how many sales this map will have!
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