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Technotoe
Teh-k-no-toe
The definition of insanity and hilarity combined is technotoe. There is no true pattern to understand technotoe all you need to know is that they are chaotic and you should consider stalking. Sorry following them on tiktok because they are a GOD at everything except being normally (because who wants to be normal like ew_)
Dave: hey do you know who technotoe is?
Billy:no who are they
Dave: better than you thats who
*heatwaves starts blasting in the background*
technotoe by Xmiono August 30, 2021
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technotoe 

Thsi person is a amazing person, and they deserve the world <3

LOVE YOUU
“Hey did you see technotoes tiktok??”

“Yeah I did!! My biggest flex is that we are mutals
technotoe by wilbursootsfavv_ August 30, 2021

technobreak

Guy 1: I heard Joseph died of a technobreak.
Guy 2: No way he is so lucky.
technobreak by ByDevon January 16, 2017

Technofear 

(n) A rational reason for fearing technology whereas technophobia is the irrational fear of technology.
(v) Demonstrating technological dangers.
"The Large Hadron Collider is pure technofear."
Technofear by max barshled March 13, 2009

Technode 

When you kill an orphan in such a way that you would make Technoblade proud.
You just got technode neeeerrrrrdd!!!!!

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.
Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.
Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

Technodexterous 

Technodexterous is the skillful ability to use programs on different operating systems equally well. For example, while some companies allow their employees to select a computer of their preference (Windows or Mac), they require IT support personnel to be technodexterous—knowledgeable about both.
My buddy really saved me! The dude is technodexterous. Even though he swears by Mac, he was able to figure out how to setup my network connections on my Dell.
Technodexterous by B-Dubbaya August 12, 2011