Skip to main content

Technotheism

Technotheism is a technological and religious movement that advocates that the best way to be near God, gods and spiritual beings is through technology. Technotheism advocates the production of technologies in order to be near the divine, technologies like the ones of technodeism, technoquantumism, technospiritualism, extraphysicism and divinialism.
"Technotheism might be the future of religion, such as the future of the new forms of spirituality that human societies actually now, since we would create enough technology to be near the divine and even become the divine."

"Technotheism, technodeism, technoagnosticism and technospiritualism are literally the same thing with different goals and functions."
Technotheism by Full Monteirism January 12, 2021
Technotheism mug front
Get the Technotheism mug.
See more merch

technoatheist

1. A person who realizes that there is no supreme form of technology, they all suck in their own special way.
Antonym: Tech-Evangelist
2. A mildly amusing half-wit
Oh God, it was horrible. I was stuck at a table with a guys who were endlessly arguing about how their flavor of OS was far superior to the other two. Fortunately, a Technoatheist showed up and murdered them with the broken shards of a VIC-20.
technoatheist by JB Reid May 8, 2003

TechnoThespian 

A person who is very overly critical about the sounds played at a techno night. Appreciate bars, melodies, textures, violent mixing, hard beats, quick beatmatching, 3 decking, headfuck sounds, bleeps, snares, drums, 909's, claps, off beat beat juggling, layering, 1210's, no gay laptops, head to the floor, jaw dropping, face melting, dark rhythms, constant addition and subtraction and no boring 12 minute loops

Often hunt in groups of 2, 4 or 6 and will be seen at the front of the DJ booth checking out the equipment and being critical at the state of the current dire state of techno. Will often jaunt and ridicule the young know it all scrotums in the crowd.

Won't last long at a night unless the music is amazing and will compare the music being played to the golden era of techno (90's)

Can also be called a Tech-Thesp or "T-T"
Dude, you see those guys not dancing? They're a couple of technothespians.

Why are those guys chatting so much about techno music? They're tech thesps dude

Wooah those guys are techno thespians - they know so much about techno
TechnoThespian by Jonny5fingers August 30, 2013

Technodeism 

Technodeism is a spiritual-intellectual theory that advocates it is possible to find God, gods and spiritual beings by technology, developing technology for research for them as people research for aliens. Technodeism also advocates studies on extraphysical mechanics and on extraphysical technology in order to facilitate the research for gods and spiritual beings as a whole.
Technodeism is considered as a consequence of extraphysicism, so basically, technodeism would be a research area in a transhumanist society since people there would research for gods and spiritual beings as people research for aliens nowadays.
Technodeism by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022