Edward: I have Technophobia.
Patrick: What's that?
Robert: It means he's afraid of Technoblade.
Edward: No it doesn't-
Patrick: Technoblade never dies!
Robert: Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."