Technotech 

A professional developer well known in the Microsoft Flight Simulator community for making high quality mods for free.

Technotech just released a 767 for Microsoft Flight Simulator! Yes!

Technotech by checkerberry March 11, 2022

technochan 

21 year old Minecraft player

UWU

I’m an technochan UWU

technochan by Grr are March 9, 2021

Technochondriac 

Someone who assumes that a device or particular piece of technology that they own, is either suffering or will suffer a fault or known issue.

Often a technochondriac will read an article on a device they own and will find out a number of 'known faults' and will then expect their device to suffer the same issues - sometimes telling people that it currently does, in anticipation.

A technochondriac is also prone to confusing their lack of product knowledge with a fault. Very common in those that a middle aged.

Dad: "So son, how you enjoying that new Nokia N82 that I bought you. I'm really liking mine!"
Son: "Yeah, its cool now that I've flashed the unit with the latest version 11 firmware - that fixed the 'camera freeze' issue that I was experiencing. All good now."
Dad: "Yeah, I'm having that same fault so I must get around to updating mine."
Son: "Ummm... no your not. You are such a technochondriac - you just keep forgetting to open the camera shutter causing that slight delay. Your phone is fine!"

Technochondriac by Bucko_NZ March 8, 2008

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation 

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

Technochondriac 

An individual who's constantly raising the alarm about how new systems (or any systems for that matter) will cause problems or will generally not work period.

James plays these old DOS games with documentation for Adobe Reader 3, and complains about 9 not being fully backwards compatible, and wouldn't you know, the technochondriac then uses that as justification why we shouldn't update.

Technochondriac by mewrei January 26, 2010

technochocolate 

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.

"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."

technochocolate by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

technochocolateland 

Strong Bad's misspelling of Tenochtitlán. From it, derives the word technochocolate.

Greater than the aztecs and their... technochocolateland.

technochocolateland by Mikeguy February 24, 2004