the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure
If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.
by hazelkid September 18, 2006
Play yourself for a fool. Actions or deeds which are in opposition to one's own self interests.
"Don't play yourself!" yelled Jamal as DeShawn went up for a slam dunk even though DeShawn is only 5'-4" and only has a 12" vertical.
by ElMariachi1 January 30, 2017
Guy1: I'll have cereal
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself
by DJ Khaledius August 31, 2016
When you set yourself up to fail.
A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.
by TheCannon124 September 6, 2016