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A Jeronki's student, also funding this thing who does a podcast, Twitch channel, and Youtube channel ran by the popular Youtuber duo, Matt and Tommy (and sometimes the Max Verstappen onesie and the dog).
You know Jeronki? Now theres this guy named taxAL3X and he quietly handed me 7 quids.
taxAL3X by FerrariRunningOnCopium February 14, 2023

texual harassment 

When you make a person uncomfortable through a series of lewd, provocative text messages.
Bro I continuously text Angie to send me a pic of her ass in a pink g-string. She accused me of texual harassment and blocked my messages.

texuality 

Texuality is when someone is turned on by new technology and has an orgasim when a new gadget comes out.
Phil shows his texuality whenever a new product comes out, see how excited he is!
texuality by **Dr Dave July 13, 2009
The gender and sexuality of a person who doesn't want to reveal their gender.
Oh, yeah Tex. They're Texual.
Texual by Bit-Na Park June 23, 2018

texual innuendo

To send a provocative text that hints at promises of sexual favors without graphically describing said favors.
Mike was a master at the art of texual innuendo, sending just enough racy texts to titillate Penny's imagination, without committing himself. Every time Penny's phone vibrated, she got a visceral reaction: Her palms would sweat, her heart beat faster, her breathing catch in her throat. She was hooked.

texuality 

1. Flirtation in the form of text, as in an email, as a substitute for physical fulfillment of romantic and/or sexual yearning.

2. The capacity to arouse or entice another person romantically and/or sexually, specifically through text, as in an email.

3. The state or quality of being romantically and/or sexually aroused or enticed by another person's use of written words, as in an email.

4. The possession of sexual character or potency as expressed written words.

5. Preoccupation with or involvement in sexual matters through the use of words.

6. The condition of being characterized and distinguished by sex through the written word.

Note: Writing email replaces certain people's need for romantic and sexual yearning, for the longing to be understood and appreciated, and to hear from someone one considers "special."  The Internet provides a semi-private, if not secret, means to be intimately in touch with another person at a secure distance without the commitment of physical contact.  With the fear of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) and the taboo of promiscuity, emailing provides a safe haven.
1. Through their powerful texuality, the man and woman kept their long distance relationship alive.

2. Emaiing gave the lovers a means to send letters to each other brimming with texuality without disrupting their respective marriages.

3. The boy felt lucky to have found an equal in terms of texuality: a girl on the Internet with a capacity for words as well as erotic interest.
texuality by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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