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texuality 

Texuality is when someone is turned on by new technology and has an orgasim when a new gadget comes out.
Phil shows his texuality whenever a new product comes out, see how excited he is!
texuality by **Dr Dave July 13, 2009
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texuality 

1. Flirtation in the form of text, as in an email, as a substitute for physical fulfillment of romantic and/or sexual yearning.

2. The capacity to arouse or entice another person romantically and/or sexually, specifically through text, as in an email.

3. The state or quality of being romantically and/or sexually aroused or enticed by another person's use of written words, as in an email.

4. The possession of sexual character or potency as expressed written words.

5. Preoccupation with or involvement in sexual matters through the use of words.

6. The condition of being characterized and distinguished by sex through the written word.

Note: Writing email replaces certain people's need for romantic and sexual yearning, for the longing to be understood and appreciated, and to hear from someone one considers "special."  The Internet provides a semi-private, if not secret, means to be intimately in touch with another person at a secure distance without the commitment of physical contact.  With the fear of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) and the taboo of promiscuity, emailing provides a safe haven.
1. Through their powerful texuality, the man and woman kept their long distance relationship alive.

2. Emaiing gave the lovers a means to send letters to each other brimming with texuality without disrupting their respective marriages.

3. The boy felt lucky to have found an equal in terms of texuality: a girl on the Internet with a capacity for words as well as erotic interest.
texuality by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Got to be Michael Jackson in his Gold Pants!
When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.

fluid sexuality

A person who experiences fluid sexuality will experience changes in their sexual orientation, whether over a lifetime, years, months or sometimes weeks or days at a time.

People who identify as having fluid sexuality often see it as a distinct sexual orientation.
A person with fluid sexuality may be attracted only to men for much of their life but gradually experience a growing attraction to women.

A person may only be attracted to men for a number of months, then experience equal attraction to both genders for a period of time, then experience attraction to neither gender for a time and so on. This would be fluid sexuality.
fluid sexuality by Trixie42 December 12, 2011

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch 

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.
I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

ISIS Sexuality 

A noun that defines the Sexuality of the ISIS Islamic State. The sexuality is that of when a male Islamic extremists engages in sexual relations with farm animals such as goats.
ISIS Sexuality is the main fear of all Arab farmers.
ISIS Sexuality by Bry P. June 12, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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