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Tagaloner 

The one kid in your group of friends that no one likes but is always there because he follows you around so he won't be alone.
Man Tony is such a tagaloner, I wish he would just leave us alone!
Tagaloner by DrLugnut March 31, 2009
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tanalonium 

The result of attempts to squeeze more than one user into a tanning booth or bed at the same time.
When the salon had double-booked two executives for the same tanning session, the result was shear tanalonium.
tanalonium by UrbanExecutive May 13, 2010
Dialect spoken by many Luzon-based Filipinos. Tagalog is generally regarded as the lingua franca among Filipinos at home and abroad, but there are several other dialects spoken across the archipelago, and there is some sensitivity about treating Tagalog as definitively "Filipino."

Also refers to the ethnicity of Tagalog-speaking natives. One theorized origin of the word is "taga-ilog," meaning "from the river."
The Tagalogs speak Tagalog.
tagalog by Pau January 3, 2004

Palpak Tagalog 

A rare dialect of Tagalog spoken by ninjatwins in the Facebook region. Contains such ancient, untranslatable words as "discochan" and "#bi-panaloing"
(300 comments later) What the hell are Holly and Kate saying? I can't understand them.

Don't bother. They're speaking Palpak Tagalog
Palpak Tagalog by Hollylujah July 26, 2011
Main Entry: Ta·ga·log
Pronunciation: \te-gä-lóg\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Tagalog or Tagalogs
Etymology: Tagalog
Date: 1808
1 : a member of a people of central Luzon
2 : an Austronesian language of the Tagalog people
The name Tagalog comes from the native term taga ilog, meaning 'people living near a/the river'. The prefix taga- means 'coming from' or 'native of', while the word ilog means 'river'. Transliterated, tagailog means 'coming from the river' or 'native of the river', with 'the' being implied.

Tagalog was written in an abugida called Baybayin prior to the arrival of the Spaniards in the 16th century. This particular writing system was composed of symbols representing three vowels and 14 consonants. Belonging to the Brahmic family of scripts, it shares similarities with the Old Kawi script of Java and is believed to be descended from the script used by the Bugis in Sulawesi.

Tagalog, in its standardized form, Filipino, is the principal language of the national media in the Philippines. It is the primary language of public education. As Filipino, it is, along with English, a co-official language and the sole national language. Tagalog is widely used as a lingua franca throughout the country, and in overseas Filipino communities.

Example:
English- Learn to speak Tagalog.
Tagalog- Matuto kang magsalita ng tagalog.
Tagalog by A0A February 13, 2008
Main lanuage for Filipinos (Flip).
kapatid - siblings
tanga - dumb, stupid
bakit - why
gulay - vegetables
tagalog by booo January 19, 2005
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