An alternate generic name for any of the many psychotic,theocratic,kleptocracies that exist in the middle east with the last letters consisting of the dreaded "STAN".These countries could fill Tard Wagons(short yellow bus)for the next century due to the fact that they are full of TARDO(retarded)backwards people.
My vacation really sucked because I accidently arranged to spend it in a filthy,vile,bleak Tardistan country!
by tickyul January 03, 2007
A well known race of americans who cannot seem to act civilized and are persistant underachievers in acedemia and overachievers in crime.This race of humans(gorilla americans)strongly resembles thier simian counterpart who lives in the jungle.
by tickyul May 14, 2008