tapeout

The reason electrical engineers cannot get laid, yet are still F*cked.

-So why aren't Kyle and Joseph partying tonight?
-They are pulling consecutive all nighters working on tapeout.

by yz4hz July 28, 2011

Tallahassee Tapout

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.

Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

tinder takeout

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

by Kevin Gnapoor, Badass MC February 12, 2017

TapouT Bitch

Small, weak or otherwise insufficient human beings who wear excessive amounts of TapouT clothing in order to appear tough. Could also be described as a "walking billboard for TapouT." This does not refer to TapouT fans or fight fans who only own 1 or 2 TapouT items.

Person 1: That guy must be a tough fighter because he's dressed head-to-toe in TapouT gear.

Person 2: No, that's just a TapouT Bitch!

by TitsMagee10248 January 6, 2009

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009

TAPOUT

TAPOUT is a brand of clothing worn By "Bros" And "Douche bags". The main purpose of wearing Tapout Clothing is to distinguish "Douche Bags and Bros" from the normal populous.

Those who Wear this brand of clothing can also be found driving large trucks that there parents have purchased for them.These trucks usually have enormous tires, and suspension, yet have never been "off Road". Another feature is the addition of a large Sticker with the "TAPOUT" logo on the back windshield, Which is used to locate the vehicle in a crowded mall parking lot.A set of Chrome "testicles" may be seen hanging from the tow bar as well.These testicles are the only known Reproductive organ known for those wearing the TAPOUT brand.

Those wearing "TAPOUT" clothing should be avoided at all cost. It has been said that contact with an individual wearing "TAPOUT" clothing can result in irrational rage,Bodily injury, loss of IQ points, Herpes, and gutter mouth. The use of the word"Glammis" "fuck" and "bro" has been recorded as common lingo with Individuals wearing this brand. Please use extreme Caution!

Douche:"Hey bro, You gonna be going to Glammis this weekend?"
BRO: "Hell yeah Bro, I just purchased some new TAPOUT Clothing from the mall, and momz just made my truck payment, Fuck yeah bro"

by Zombierot July 10, 2010