TAPOUT is a brand of clothing worn By "Bros" And "Douche bags". The main purpose of wearing Tapout Clothing is to distinguish "Douche Bags and Bros" from the normal populous.
Those who Wear this brand of clothing can also be found driving large trucks that there parents have purchased for them.These trucks usually have enormous tires, and suspension, yet have never been "off Road". Another feature is the addition of a large Sticker with the "TAPOUT" logo on the back windshield, Which is used to locate the vehicle in a crowded mall parking lot.A set of Chrome "testicles" may be seen hanging from the tow bar as well.These testicles are the only known Reproductive organ known for those wearing the TAPOUT brand.
Those wearing "TAPOUT" clothing should be avoided at all cost. It has been said that contact with an individual wearing "TAPOUT" clothing can result in irrational rage,Bodily injury, loss of IQ points, Herpes, and gutter mouth. The use of the word"Glammis" "fuck" and "bro" has been recorded as common lingo with Individuals wearing this brand. Please use extreme Caution!
Those who Wear this brand of clothing can also be found driving large trucks that there parents have purchased for them.These trucks usually have enormous tires, and suspension, yet have never been "off Road". Another feature is the addition of a large Sticker with the "TAPOUT" logo on the back windshield, Which is used to locate the vehicle in a crowded mall parking lot.A set of Chrome "testicles" may be seen hanging from the tow bar as well.These testicles are the only known Reproductive organ known for those wearing the TAPOUT brand.
Those wearing "TAPOUT" clothing should be avoided at all cost. It has been said that contact with an individual wearing "TAPOUT" clothing can result in irrational rage,Bodily injury, loss of IQ points, Herpes, and gutter mouth. The use of the word"Glammis" "fuck" and "bro" has been recorded as common lingo with Individuals wearing this brand. Please use extreme Caution!
Douche:"Hey bro, You gonna be going to Glammis this weekend?"
BRO: "Hell yeah Bro, I just purchased some new TAPOUT Clothing from the mall, and momz just made my truck payment, Fuck yeah bro"
BRO: "Hell yeah Bro, I just purchased some new TAPOUT Clothing from the mall, and momz just made my truck payment, Fuck yeah bro"
by Zombierot July 09, 2010
n. when the last few drops of piss escape into your underwear or roll down your leg; in spite of extensive, exhaustive efforts trying to prevent same, esp. at night.
I fucking hate it when I tapout after pissing in the middle of the night. It is then I wonder if that was the real meaning of Billy Joel's song "In the Middle of the Night", notwithstanding the liquid video and my wife's snoring in the next room.
by Gomorrah February 17, 2016
The original brand of mixed martial arts apparel, TapouT is an American T-shirt and MMA apparel brand. It was started in 1997 by three men, "Punkass" Dan Caldwell, "Skyskrape" Tim Katz, and Charles "Mask" Lewis Jr.(1963-2009), and is still doing well today. Unfortunately, a lot of "douche bags" wear TapouT clothes, which is why they aren't respected that much.
by Phenomenal1 July 16, 2010
To tap the floor or an opponent in an act of submission. As in Jiu Jitsu, the losing party, as opposed to being seriously injured or rendered unconscious will tap to admit defeat.
by psyclone May 03, 2007
A clothing and accessory company for impotent white trash inland empire douchefags that get very aggressive when they have their "posse" to back them up.
by BJ Bruce October 27, 2008
by successfulheterosexual July 02, 2010
An MMA type clothing company. before this brand was popular, people who actually train wore these. unfortunatly once UFC got popular the brand got a bad rap because nowadays only fat kids and bros who dont even train wear these shirts.
MMA fighter driving home from gym waits at red light:"wow this guy in front of me is a serious jackass"
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".
by keepskatin'bro August 17, 2011