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tansel is a fucking fucktard. he was raised by wolves and hence has no social skills. he claims to be very good friends with snake, has bitching rants to imaginary jeremy leivers about sarah , snake's bitch. he is not allowed flapjacks. in case he cums. on jeremy leivers . he is rubbish. and rude.
tansel;' i am tansel. i am a fucking retard. i hate sarah .'
tansel by mums April 25, 2004
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Tasselating 

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.
The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.
Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009
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tansel tinsel Taniel Tangela Tanel tanser Taniela Tansen Tassel Taneli

Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Tansplaining 

When a British person (tan) explains something thats blantantly obvious/false in a condescending manner to an Irish person because they're British, think they're "great" and have no grasp on their countries history.
"You know you Irish should say thanks to us if we didn't invade you you'd still be picking potatoes"
"Class tansplaining"
Tansplaining by Glue Potter November 7, 2019

Tassel-tot 

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)
The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"
Tassel-tot by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

tinsel dick 

A very small dick
Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard
tinsel dick by Jim lahey July 18, 2014
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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