tinsel

The little gold stringy things you put on your christmas tree.

Hang that gold tinsel on the other side.

by Big AL September 26, 2003

tinsel

noun; unwanted manscape trimmings.
verb; to tinsel is to transfer unwanted manscape trimmings onto another during relations, as if to put tinsel on a christmas tree.

OMG, Peter didn't shower after manscaping and totally tinseled me. It killed the moment....

And itched.

by KatCarMan December 5, 2008

tinsel

Something sparkling or showy but basically valueless. Gaudy, showy, and basically blong.

~Didya see that thang on her finger?
~Tinsel. I bet her piece got it from a quarter machine, and said "Baby I got you this dyemond.

by gRiTa July 7, 2005

tinsel

Cheap jewelry. Fake "bling". Quarter machine specials....

"that chics ring was totally tinsel"

by Joebo July 11, 2005

tinsel

Worthless, wretched, useless, pointless. Derived from the silver, metallic strands that are strewn about during the holiday season; which are completely pointless and horribly messy. Used to describe someone's/thing's behaviour and/or actions.

"Did you see whast the boss was doing? He was totally organizing the damaged merchandise."-Employee 1
"Yeah, he's such a tool."-Employee 2
"He's very tinsel."-Employee 1

by Billy the Bully February 13, 2009

tinsel

when gray hair starts to creep into the hair on your head.

I got a haircut the other day to take out some of the tinsel.

by freq May 18, 2007

tinsel

a person who is flashy but worthless, similar to what a tool is.

Derrick thinks he is a pimp, but he's really a tinsel.

by Verum July 2, 2006