taintii 

When there is more than one taint in a room

It explains itself...taintii

taintii by Shafty001 November 21, 2010

taintcicles 

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

taintcicles by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

Jaeger-tainting by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

taintiperspirant 

Antiperspirant used on the taint.

I was at the county fair this weekend and forgot to put on my taintiperspirant before putting on my jean skirt and running out the door. Boy was I sweaty eating my corn dog and almost mistook the smell for bad cornmeal.

taintiperspirant by horetex September 25, 2010

Taintitus

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes.

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes

Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.

Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD

Taintitus by Tainthandler July 7, 2018

taintkisser

A taint is a part of the body between the genitlia and rectum. So, basically an a** hole.

Matt is always late to work he's such a taintkisser.

taintkisser by NakedSoul January 9, 2015

taintkini

Very small bikini that only covers the taint

Robbie was sporting his new taintkini at the beach.

taintkini by jimmychanga August 26, 2009