Taintie

The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.

Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.

by Above_Reproach May 22, 2022

tainted surface

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.

Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014

tainted love

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

by i am a lover June 26, 2004

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

taintle

a skin flap found between a woman's vagina & her asshole, namely, on her taint. gives the appearance of a tail, or a tiny penis...
taint + tail = taintle.

"Dude, i slept with this chick last weekend, and she had a wicked taintle! does that make me gay?"

by LAWWWWLLL February 4, 2009

Taintenance

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.

“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”

by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

taintention

When one's taint receives sexual attention.

Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.

by Sean Bry July 25, 2007