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Izzo Icicles 

Spooge that hits and hangs from your desk, after you've been masturbating at work.
Co-worker 1: Did you just see what she was wearing?
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.

Test Icicles 

1. To test an icicle
2. A very good english band made up of three very good looking boys: Sam E Danger, Raaary Decihells, and DevMetal.
1. Primitive men used to Test Icicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon
2. Test Icicles is the shit, fo reeeeeeeeel.
Test Icicles by gahdgfdvbd October 14, 2005

Mexican Icicles

This requires a mexican girl with long gooch hair. SO basically this is where you cum on the bitches gooch hair and allow time to harden.
That mexican icicles are like hair gel for the gooch.
Mexican Icicles by CURT BITCH October 8, 2006

anus icicles 

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.
anus icicles by josh reauz April 24, 2014

Bumping Icicles

A long line of coke you snort when cold
“She was bumping icicles all night I hope she’s ok”
Bumping Icicles by KSEEK August 18, 2026
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