the taint

(thē tānt) n. A las vegas valley neighborhood, found in the southwest part of the valley, nestled between summerlin and spring valley.

If you've traveled past spring Valley and have not seen a sign for summerlin yet, you are probably in 'the taint'.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.

by sean00g May 24, 2013

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Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

by sImon mIlligan July 15, 2008

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tainted taint

The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."

He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."

by Jarhead82 November 22, 2015

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taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

by Chane. February 1, 2020

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