Taintitus

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes.

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes

Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.

Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD

Taintitus by Tainthandler July 7, 2018

Tinnitus

A ringing in the ears. It's normally temporary, but it can be permanent. People who frequent loud concerts and/or people who listen to their MP3 players at full blast (with headphones, of course) are the main victims of Tinnitus.

Random Teenager: Damn, why did I have to listen to my music so loud? I wish I had just turned down the volume. How am I supposed to sleep with this Tinnitus?

Tinnitus by Zicksen September 13, 2008

tinnitus

The ringing in your ear that is sometimes heard, usually because a sound is too loud.

My music was so loud, I now have chronic tinnitus.

tinnitus by Steven December 15, 2003

Corona Tinnitus 

Hearing the faint persistent constant ringing sound of an incoming call from your meeting software (e.g Microsoft Teams or Zoom) due to long forced work from home meeting fatigue.

Bob abruptly ended his bio break to run back for a Teams call but realized it was only his Corona Tinnitus.

Corona Tinnitus by Patrick EmpowerID March 31, 2020

tainticure 

the procedure where one grooms the area between their genitals and anus.

My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.

tainticure by Tits Davis December 24, 2008

Tinnitus

1.The ringing in your ears after hearing to much ear-rape in there life.

2.People who fire guns without headphones on and without a silencer so they go deaf.

3.People who blast 14 speakers at 100% volume in there ears.

1."I have tinnitus."

2."Whats that ringing in my ear"

"Oh thats tinnitus"

3.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

Tinnitus by The communist Discordian January 5, 2021

taintbrush 

noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.

While I was "eating at the Y", my taintbrush drove her crazy!

taintbrush by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005