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tapering
Something that makes swimmers happy :D
Well, all athletes really...
It's working out really hard for a few days and then doing barely anything in a short amount of time. (usually right before a big game or meet)
Well, all athletes really...
It's working out really hard for a few days and then doing barely anything in a short amount of time. (usually right before a big game or meet)
tapering by a noun a mouse May 29, 2007
Pastedsyesn'tederingabletic
The verb form of past, in plural, as an adjective, as a plural, but not, in the past, as in someone who pastedsyesn'teds, as in doing so in the present, being able to be done, as a condition.
Pastedsyesn'tederingabletic by Jackbush1022 January 26, 2021
pussy tasering
I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though
pussy tasering by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
Taylering
The act of starting a conversation with someone, but then only replying with five or less words back.
Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU TODAY?"
Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."
Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."
Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."
Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."
Taylering by DoTheShroom May 13, 2009
tapering
A term that can be used when referring to reducing the dose, when using a drug.
Tapering can help an addict when trying to quit a drug. Splitting a pill, snorting less, and even injecting less.
Tapering can help an addict when trying to quit a drug. Splitting a pill, snorting less, and even injecting less.
Swim: Are you off them xans yet?
Swim 2: Nah, but I'm tapering my Xanax bar because I don't want to get seizures.
Swim 2: Nah, but I'm tapering my Xanax bar because I don't want to get seizures.
tapering by EazieWeezie June 2, 2018
Tindering
Tindering by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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