Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU
TODAY?"
Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice
cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower
water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't
dry myself off."
Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."