Taylering

The act of starting a conversation with someone, but then only replying with five or less words back.

Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU TODAY?"

Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."

Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."

Taylering by DoTheShroom May 13, 2009

taylurking 

Taylurking is when Taylor Swift stalks her fans on social media.

I totally caught Taylor taylurking on twitter yesterday!

taylurking by stanloonanct May 6, 2015

taddering

Taking an extremely long amount of time to complete a normal everyday task

I invited tadders over 3 hours ago and he's still not here. He must be taddering

taddering by Ziggly January 11, 2015

tapering 

Something that makes swimmers happy :D

Well, all athletes really...

It's working out really hard for a few days and then doing barely anything in a short amount of time. (usually right before a big game or meet)

When we were tapering, we only did 2500 instead of 7000 =)

tapering by a noun a mouse May 29, 2007

tableing 

To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day

I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.

tableing by Houlahan February 23, 2006

tylering

take a pic with someone cool, but only get 50% or less of that person in it

he is tylering that pic with bron bron

tylering by emtfan1 August 12, 2012

pussy tasering 

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks

I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though

pussy tasering by mitch00uk April 8, 2015