Sloppy toppy 7000 

That goody goody ash cash that got u havin a seizure while she gots a gorilla grip on ur giant shaft with bad intentions.

“Ayo bro, Bailey gave me Sloppy toppy 7000 last night, and it changed me forever.”

I can’t walk straight anymore.

Sloppy toppy 7000 by Ryder GLIZZY GOB Watkins September 29, 2020

Penis muncher 7000 

It’s in the name retard

IT LIKES TO MUNCH ON YOUR COCK

it’s better then the penis muncher 6000

It’ll bite off your cock and put a new bigger one

Dude I just bought you a penis muncher 7000

Penis muncher 7000 by Pierceishot March 2, 2020

belmetron 7000 

A Helmet/Bell-end hybrid to the power of 7000. A pedigree BELMET of the highest order.

“Oh look out!! Here comes that Ricky Andrews, he trys so hard at this promoting game but quite clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about - bless him ! What a Belmetron 7000 !!”

belmetron 7000 by Seri May 15, 2018

700000000

700 billion.

guy: what is 700000000
guy: a number

700000000 by Kuusik100 August 11, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016