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ambushed paddington 

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear
My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington
ambushed paddington by playa hater February 24, 2004

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.
If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.
paddington ambush by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

paddington's disease 

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.
after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease
paddington's disease by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015

Ambush Paddington 

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
Ambush Paddington by mort March 21, 2005

the paddington bear 

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

paddington bear 

A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.
That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.
paddington bear by ben_waballs December 24, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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