When you finish having anal with your girlfriend, to keep from having corn on your member, you poke her in the ribs with your thumbs and when she tightens up you pull out.
My girlfriend let me get in that ass but she had been eating corn and peanuts and I had it on my dick when I got done. Next time I'll give her the cleaner after I finish.
A person who facilates directives according to the minute of the day
Cleaners do what they are directed to do.
The cleaners girlfriend cannot yell at him.
They are free of a hot meal
A cleaner is someone who cleans the house, and does the dishes, and does not get a plate of food. Having to eat off of the plates of leftovers that are cold, on the same plate not a clean one. The cleaner puts his dad to bed at 8:15 and has to stay and cannot leave.
Once one is done ejaculating in the vaginal canal or anus, a third party gets down posthaste and sucks out the semen from said orifice. Huzzah!
One time I was fucking this dude while his friend watched and after he came, said friend went to go clean up. He told me to lay back down, “Don’t worry, I’m a cleaner”. And proceeded to suck me dry!
The Cleaner: sucking cum out of the vaginal canal or anus.
A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.
This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that cluckingho bag up.
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.