29 definitions by Long Island

1
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
by Long Island August 13, 2004
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2
While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.
"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."
by Long Island August 13, 2004
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3
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."
by Long Island August 15, 2004
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When your girl fills her mouth with a cold glass of milk, then sit on her face and dunk your balls in and out of her mouth.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
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From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.
I was surprised when kelly winked the fish eye at me.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
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When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.
by Long Island August 13, 2004
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