t-shirto

the most spanglish form of a the word shirt you could possibly imagine

john- thats a nice t-shirto juan.
juan- what did you just say.
john- t-shirto im learning spanish
*smack*(juan walks away)

t-shirto by Clay H. Robbins March 14, 2009

Sky Land T-shirt 

Sky Land T-shirt - cheap T-shirts you can

Buy from your local corner store / Arab store .... also see Gemrock and Anvil

They are cheaper than your Fruit of the Loom or Hanes

Leroy : hey Johnny I'm going to the corner

Store you want anything ?

Johnny : yeah bring me back a white Sky Land T-shirt in 2 XL and Bic Lighter .

Sky Land T-shirt by Blu_leef March 19, 2023

T-Shirt Paradox 

A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.

For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.

Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"

Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"

T-Shirt Paradox by pandaque April 24, 2015

wet t-shirt exhibitionist 

A wet t-shirt exhibitionist prefers to wear a white t-shirt when swimming instead of a bikini bra.

The lovely Cajun Angelique sometimes is a wet t-shirt exhibitionist. Legal but damned sexy!

wet t-shirt exhibitionist by Louisiana Tiger December 26, 2019

t-shirt Christian

A person of faith who loudly proclaims their religious beliefs by displaying religious tee-shirts, stickers, or bumper fish.

“Last year Greg was a goth. This year, he’s a total t-shirt Christian.”

t-shirt Christian by Jayrome November 1, 2005

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs 

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.

probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011

the urban dictionary t-shirt 

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.

Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.

the urban dictionary t-shirt by Mr. Ding February 11, 2017