7 definitions by Louisiana Tiger

stolen hipness

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.

Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.

by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020

A wet t-shirt exhibitionist prefers to wear a white t-shirt when swimming instead of a bikini bra.

The lovely Cajun Angelique sometimes is a wet t-shirt exhibitionist. Legal but damned sexy!

by Louisiana Tiger December 26, 2019

When you use a port-a-potty, you are using a Talladega thunder mug.

I had the runs' so I spent a lot of time on the Talladega thunder mug.

by Louisiana Tiger January 29, 2020

60 refers to cunnilingus alone; as opposed to 69, which is simultaneous fellatio and cunnilingue.

"Darrell went 60 on me; we didn't have to go 69."

by Louisiana Tiger March 3, 2020

A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.

Candace got a mowed lawn today.

by Louisiana Tiger January 16, 2020

A climax yodeler is a woman who makes yodel-like sounds on climax: a climax yodeler.

When you press Stephanie's button, she's a real climax yodeler.

by Louisiana Tiger January 16, 2020

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.

They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020