T.P.S

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Tinny Penis Syndrome: A male that obsessively brags about having a large member and his sexual conquests in reality is unable to satisfy the opposite sex and propagate the species.

Every time that me and my boyfriend fight he brings up that he has a large member so there isn't a problem, he can javel a javelin from ten feet away so he can fix it, or well my car is better than your car when non of it has to do with our conversation. Later I proceeded to tell my counselor and she explained T.P.S.

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t.p.s.

Tiny, Penis, Syndrome.

this bully must really have a case of T.P.S.!

t.p.s. by reasl words February 26, 2018

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T.P.S

(Toxic pea syndrome) were you are forced to eat peas and uncontrollably vomit from the direct contact of disgustingness with your stomach lining.

Dam susan got T.P.S from last nights vegetable. She threw it up all over the beer butt chicken.

T.P.S by Fckpeas September 27, 2019

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T.P.S.

Teasing, pulling, Squeezing.

The abbreviation of the three pronged pillar of a style of stretching and lengthening and thickening the penile shaft, to elicit more blood flow, growth, and strength in a man's reproductive glands for sturdiness and depth of penetration.

T.P.S.....Everyday, twice a day of ya can. It's like yoga but for your penis.

T.P.S. by DeSexbot March 5, 2022

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T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

T.P.S. Report by Lindsey September 15, 2006

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T.T.P.S

The Trinidad and Tobago Police Service or TTPS is the law enforcement agency of Trinidad and Tobago. It has been in operation for over 200 years.

ABBY RUN THE T.T.P.S WILL GET YOU

SAID SAMMY

T.T.P.S by ABBY SCIUTO June 1, 2021

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P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.

I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.

P.T.T.P.S.D. by insanemailman April 12, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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