T.P.S

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Tinny Penis Syndrome: A male that obsessively brags about having a large member and his sexual conquests in reality is unable to satisfy the opposite sex and propagate the species.

Every time that me and my boyfriend fight he brings up that he has a large member so there isn't a problem, he can javel a javelin from ten feet away so he can fix it, or well my car is better than your car when non of it has to do with our conversation. Later I proceeded to tell my counselor and she explained T.P.S.

T.P.S by SWIGS MONSTER September 1, 2013

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T.P.S

(Toxic pea syndrome) were you are forced to eat peas and uncontrollably vomit from the direct contact of disgustingness with your stomach lining.

Dam susan got T.P.S from last nights vegetable. She threw it up all over the beer butt chicken.

T.P.S by Fckpeas September 27, 2019

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Related Words

s.t.p. • P.T.T.P.S.D. • S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) • Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.) • h._t.t.p.s • t.t.p • ftpsni • TPS • TP • tps reports

t.p.s.

Tiny, Penis, Syndrome.

this bully must really have a case of T.P.S.!

t.p.s. by reasl words February 26, 2018

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T.P.S.

Teasing, pulling, Squeezing.

The abbreviation of the three pronged pillar of a style of stretching and lengthening and thickening the penile shaft, to elicit more blood flow, growth, and strength in a man's reproductive glands for sturdiness and depth of penetration.

T.P.S.....Everyday, twice a day of ya can. It's like yoga but for your penis.

T.P.S. by DeSexbot March 5, 2022

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T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

T.P.S. Report by Lindsey September 15, 2006

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T.T.P.S

The Trinidad and Tobago Police Service or TTPS is the law enforcement agency of Trinidad and Tobago. It has been in operation for over 200 years.

ABBY RUN THE T.T.P.S WILL GET YOU

SAID SAMMY

T.T.P.S by ABBY SCIUTO June 1, 2021

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P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.

I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.

P.T.T.P.S.D. by insanemailman April 12, 2014

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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