He is a very cool tiktoker, he has the fattest balls in history. The size of the universe itself, not even to mention his massive wiener, but thats besides the point. He makes very funny videos and is very underrated.
Friend #1: “Hey look! H._t.t.p.s just uploaded a new video!”
From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.
"I can'tstand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."
Tinny Penis Syndrome: A male that obsessively brags about having a large member and his sexual conquests in reality is unable to satisfy the opposite sex and propagate the species.
Every time that me and my boyfriend fight he brings up that he has a large member so there isn't a problem, he can javel a javelin from ten feet away so he can fix it, or well my car is better than your car when non of it has to do with our conversation. Later I proceeded to tell my counselor and she explained T.P.S.
When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.
I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.