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Teasing, pulling, Squeezing.

The abbreviation of the three pronged pillar of a style of stretching and lengthening and thickening the penile shaft, to elicit more blood flow, growth, and strength in a man's reproductive glands for sturdiness and depth of penetration.
T.P.S.....Everyday, twice a day of ya can. It's like yoga but for your penis.
T.P.S. by DeSexbot March 5, 2022
Tinny Penis Syndrome: A male that obsessively brags about having a large member and his sexual conquests in reality is unable to satisfy the opposite sex and propagate the species.
Every time that me and my boyfriend fight he brings up that he has a large member so there isn't a problem, he can javel a javelin from ten feet away so he can fix it, or well my car is better than your car when non of it has to do with our conversation. Later I proceeded to tell my counselor and she explained T.P.S.
T.P.S by SWIGS MONSTER September 1, 2013
(Toxic pea syndrome) were you are forced to eat peas and uncontrollably vomit from the direct contact of disgustingness with your stomach lining.
Dam susan got T.P.S from last nights vegetable. She threw it up all over the beer butt chicken.
T.P.S by Fckpeas September 27, 2019

T.P.S. Report 

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.
"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."
T.P.S. Report by Lindsey September 15, 2006
The Trinidad and Tobago Police Service or TTPS is the law enforcement agency of Trinidad and Tobago. It has been in operation for over 200 years.
ABBY RUN THE T.T.P.S WILL GET YOU

SAID SAMMY
T.T.P.S by ABBY SCIUTO June 1, 2021

P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.
P.T.T.P.S.D. by insanemailman April 12, 2014