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don't fire on the two by the lorry
The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".
don't fire on the two by the lorry by willwall March 29, 2010
You can't fire me because I quit syndrome
Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
You can't fire me because I quit syndrome by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007
i can't eat FIRE !
a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
i can't eat FIRE ! by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
Don't wear fire as a hat
Don't wear fire as a hat by Trikc17 March 13, 2019
I didn’t start the fire
I didn’t start the fire …
lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!
Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …
lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!
Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …
I didn’t start the fire by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023
if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood
used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood by dulce br June 24, 2009
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