synchronut

When two people, usually males, ejacualte at the same time

“Man did we just synchronut to that picture of my grandma”
“Yeah I think we did”

by Witzdog717 November 19, 2020

synchronicity

Term coined by Carl Jung for the phenomenon of an apparent pattern of coincidental events which, while lacking any causal relationship, bear a meaningful relationship to the observer.

Example: A hot air balloon makes an emergency landing in your yard just as you're imagining what it's like to ride one.

I can't believe there is not a single reasonably correct and straight-forward definition provided for "synchronicity" here.

by Just A. Hunch October 3, 2019

Synchronizationous Maximus

(Adj/Noun) When two or more people, under the influence of marijuana, have ideas or experiences that reside on the same frequency or wavelength. These ideas or experiences are then elaborated to one another through similar or identical thought processes. This can be done through vocal and/or wireless transmission. Wireless transmission includes eye contact, smiling, pointing, or any combination of the three directed at another party.

See: Being on the same page, catching one's drift

Note: Sometimes followed by Revelationous Maximus.

Stoner 1: Dude, this sandwich's texture is erupting in my mouth.

Stoner 2: {Smiles, points and nods at Stoner 1} I know exactly what you mean, Bro. You, me, and our sandwiches are on the verge of Synchronizationous Maximus. Let’s go does more bong hits.

by Pi Ups April 27, 2010

synchronized farting

A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.

We had become famous by the age of twelve as our small town’s synchronized farting champions.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Synchronicitous

adj. of or relating to synchronicity. Coined by Roseanne Barr on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, 10/3/19 Timestamp 12:34

The repeated appearance of the number 11 throughout daily life is something truly synchronicitous.

by econmachete October 2, 2019

Synchronicitious

A word Roseanne Barr made up and used on the Joe RoganExperience Podcast episode 1359.

Numerology is like synchronicitious because it’s everywhere all around you all the time.

by SpitFire4Truth September 8, 2020

Synchronized Swimming

A very tough olympic sport that is a combination of swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and ballet. Routines are ususally done in a team (4 -8 swimmers), combo (up to 10 swimmers) solo, duet, and trio. While during practice, swimmers wear regular swimsuits, goggles, noseclips, and hair caps, during competitions swimmers wear knox gelatin in their hair along with make up and are not allowed goggles. They also wear matching decorated swimsuits. The noseclip is the most important piece of equipment to a swimmer. It blocks water from entering the nasal cavity and affecting the swimmers performance.

Many synchro swimmers practice 5-10 hours a day for six days a week. Swimmers say the feeling during a routine is like a 400 yard dash while holding your breath.

kid 1: Hey, yesterday in the pool, I was trying synchronized swimming.
kid 2: Really?!?! Awww shucks, that is such a neat sport.

by synchroswimmr April 22, 2007