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Definitions by SpitFire4Truth

BLOVID-19 

What COVID-19 should really be referred to.
I’m sick to the back teeth of having to talk about BLOVID-19 everywhere I go!
BLOVID-19 by SpitFire4Truth March 24, 2021

Vaxshitting

An old vax whore who had nothing going on in their life before covid-19 and still don’t buy think they’ve somehow become morally superior because they’ve been vaccinated and do nothing but talk about it in every social setting imaginable 24/7
If I have to hear Rose VAXshitting about why she decided Moderna’s version of the COVID19 vaccine was right for her and how her like flu like symptoms on the second shot made her question her choice I might slit my wrists.
Vaxshitting by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021

Vaxwhore 

Older woman who’s fully vaccinated and telling everyone she sees all about it.

This whore wishes that she could be home and prodded every day with every vaccine possible so that she can talk about it to other vaxwhores like her.
That insipid old Vaxwhore needs a slap right across her ugly face!
Vaxwhore by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021

Inclusickness

An illness marked by people who pretend to be offended for others being left out.
Wow I’d she actually using that inclusickness excuse again?
Inclusickness by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021
I developed PSSD after Downton Abbey was undeservedly canceled because a bunch of jealous crotchety douche bags wanted to rewrite history to be more inclusive.

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PSSD by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021

Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.
I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

Equal Exchange Retaliation 

Equal exchange retaliation is the act of retaliating in such a way as to repeat the action in exactly the same manner each time.

Example: Stealing your neighbor’s campaign signs then repeating the act each time it’s replaced.
What most people consider harassment Jonathan considers equal exchange retaliation.