PSSD

I developed PSSD after Downton Abbey was undeservedly canceled because a bunch of jealous crotchety douche bags wanted to rewrite history to be more inclusive.

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by SpitFire4Truth March 23, 2021
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Basty

Bitter + Nasty = Basty
Your comments lead me to believe you’re either uninformed or just plain basty.
by SpitFire4Truth September 19, 2020
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Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.
I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.
by SpitFire4Truth October 06, 2020
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gay-per-view

Guys who’ll do anything to score drugs, get into movies, or horde money including stripping for other men.
Levi though his friends would accept him doing gay-per-view events online and in clubs then reality kicked in.
by SpitFire4Truth September 11, 2020
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Gaytex

The gay vortex men get trapped into.
The Adam we once knew is beyond recognition once he got sucked into the gaytex after attending Jacob’s 1980’s themed “Gay For a Day” pool party. He lost half his teeth and has been on a drug induced dick bender ever since.
by SpitFire4Truth September 11, 2020
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Vaxshitting

An old vax whore who had nothing going on in their life before covid-19 and still don’t buy think they’ve somehow become morally superior because they’ve been vaccinated and do nothing but talk about it in every social setting imaginable 24/7
If I have to hear Rose VAXshitting about why she decided Moderna’s version of the COVID19 vaccine was right for her and how her like flu like symptoms on the second shot made her question her choice I might slit my wrists.
by SpitFire4Truth March 23, 2021
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Equal Exchange Retaliation

Equal exchange retaliation is the act of retaliating in such a way as to repeat the action in exactly the same manner each time.

Example: Stealing your neighbor’s campaign signs then repeating the act each time it’s replaced.
What most people consider harassment Jonathan considers equal exchange retaliation.
by SpitFire4Truth September 28, 2020
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