sxmpd

sxmpd is my very seggsy mutual that’s obsessed with armin arlert and who’s wife is named sunasauna.

Did you ever see sxmpd comment on any armin videos?

by sxmpd June 16, 2021

Simpdad

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."

Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."

by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019

smpd

smpd means suck my pink dildo. It's used by people who don't have dicks. you can also use it for different color dildos, for example, smrd which means suck my red dildo.

Person 1: You're so annoying

Person 2: Yk you can smpd

by Nels and Makayla February 13, 2022

Simpdacity

The audacity of a simp; a weak human

Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity

by Mackzie February 22, 2020

Simpdrone

(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.

(95% of cases happen in males)

John: Hey man, Jake got diagnosed with Simpdrone.

Mike: yea, that happens. my friend got it too. it seems to spread extremely fast.

by anonymous March 13, 2020

Simpdaddy

Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.

"Hey barra, Look at that guy over there, he looks like a real Simpdaddy!"

by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014

sampda

She is a girl with a beautiful smile , a kind heart, trustworthy , loyal person

(Sampda means glory, royalty)

Nd trust me a deep talk with her is worth it !! <3

She can be the solution to most of your problems ❤️ !!

At last , she is the everyone wants !!

She :- why do love me so much ?

He :- because you're sampda !!

by Tanmay November 23, 2021