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Simpdad
A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."
Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
Simpdad by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019
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smpd
smpd means suck my pink dildo. It's used by people who don't have dicks. you can also use it for different color dildos, for example, smrd which means suck my red dildo.
smpd by Nels and Makayla February 13, 2022
Simpdacity
Simpdacity by Mackzie February 22, 2020
Simpdrone
(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.
(95% of cases happen in males)
(95% of cases happen in males)
Simpdaddy
Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.
Simpdaddy by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014