Simpdad 

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."

Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."

Simpdad by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019

Simpdacity 

The audacity of a simp; a weak human

Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity

Simpdacity by Mackzie February 22, 2020

simpnado 

Crossing of the words simp and tornado.

What happens at the tutorials of Advanced Calculus if you have a hot TA.

Hot TA: "And that is how you find conditions for which the limit of this Maclaurin series exists."
Guy 1: "Nice."
Guy 2: "Soo cuute."
Guy 3: "The best explanation I`ve ever seen."
Guy 4: "You are my fav TA."
Guy 5: "such tornado of simps..."
Guy 6: "that would simpnado by Cantor`s intersection theorem @guy5"

simpnado by azuredragon7721 April 21, 2021

Simpdaddy 

Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.

"Hey barra, Look at that guy over there, he looks like a real Simpdaddy!"

Simpdaddy by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014

Simpday 

The eight day of week. The day after Sunday and before Monday. If Saturday’s are for the boys and Sunday’s are for the men, then Simpday is for the Simps.

“Hey so did you end up hanging with Michael?
“Yeah, I went over to his house on Simpday and saw his piccolo trombone if you know what I mean.”

Simpday by Junc October 16, 2019

Simpdaddy 

a person who thinks of themselves as a massive player yet lacks any intellect or ability to spell their own name. they usually are that over weight, hairy, disgusting friend that thinks they're that much of a legend and will give themselves a nickname.

"hey wacko, why do we hang out with that Simpdaddy. he totally ruins our friendship group"

Simpdaddy by even_bigger_dick_playa October 9, 2014

simpademic 

Not unlike the covid-19 pandemic, it's the current worldwide wave of "simps" who worship the ground women walk on. These men financially pay for women's lives and receive nothing in exchange. They do everything for them while being treated like shit.

Troy, your ass has 3 OF subscriptions? You are perpetuating the simpademic sucker.

simpademic by anonymous February 1, 2025