Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.
by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014
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A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."
Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019
Get the Simpdad mug.A person that is the best at a certain thing. Often a roll model for others and almost always the coolest person in a room at any one time. All normal Daddy’s will look up to the SwampDaddy and will have a great amount of respect for him even if they dont like him as a person.
SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.
Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).
SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.
Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).
Jack: Damn, Chris is really good and basketball.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.
by 5wampDaddy September 28, 2018
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by CJ of CLHS March 17, 2003
Get the Pimpdaddy mug.Sapdaddy, also known as Sapnap is the username for Sapnaps among us character. His friends Karl, Dream, George, and especially Badboyhalo love to call him this.
Dream- “why’s your name sapdaddy”
sapnap- “oh dream, why must you say it like that”
Dream- “say it how?”
Sapnap- “sexually.”
Dream-“WHAT? *wheeze*”
sapnap- “oh dream, why must you say it like that”
Dream- “say it how?”
Sapnap- “sexually.”
Dream-“WHAT? *wheeze*”
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Get the sapdaddy mug.A Simp Daddy is a nice guy who is secretly dominant. A Simp Daddy is a simp on the streets and a daddy in the sheets.
"Get in here Simp Daddy!! I'm ready for some fun," shouted Jessica from the bedroom as her high school sweetheart grabs snacks and the handcuffs for movie night.
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