Simpdaddy 

Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.

"Hey barra, Look at that guy over there, he looks like a real Simpdaddy!"

Simpdaddy by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014

Simpdaddy 

a person who thinks of themselves as a massive player yet lacks any intellect or ability to spell their own name. they usually are that over weight, hairy, disgusting friend that thinks they're that much of a legend and will give themselves a nickname.

"hey wacko, why do we hang out with that Simpdaddy. he totally ruins our friendship group"

Simpdaddy by even_bigger_dick_playa October 9, 2014

Simpdad 

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."

Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."

Simpdad by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019

SwampDaddy 

A person that is the best at a certain thing. Often a roll model for others and almost always the coolest person in a room at any one time. All normal Daddy’s will look up to the SwampDaddy and will have a great amount of respect for him even if they dont like him as a person.

SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.

Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).

Jack: Damn, Chris is really good and basketball.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.

SwampDaddy by 5wampDaddy September 28, 2018

Pimpdaddy 

One who is constant company of the opposite sex, often to exploit or seek pleasure in multiple, sexual ways.

CJ is my pimpdaddy!
I am lost without my pimpdaddy.

Pimpdaddy by CJ of CLHS March 17, 2003

sapdaddy 

Sapdaddy, also known as Sapnap is the username for Sapnaps among us character. His friends Karl, Dream, George, and especially Badboyhalo love to call him this.

Dream- “why’s your name sapdaddy”

sapnap- “oh dream, why must you say it like that”

Dream- “say it how?”

Sapnap- “sexually.”

Dream-“WHAT? *wheeze*”

sapdaddy by qvvncee September 28, 2020

Simp Daddy 

A Simp Daddy is a nice guy who is secretly dominant. A Simp Daddy is a simp on the streets and a daddy in the sheets.

"Get in here Simp Daddy!! I'm ready for some fun," shouted Jessica from the bedroom as her high school sweetheart grabs snacks and the handcuffs for movie night.

Simp Daddy by Simp Queen For All August 28, 2020