Simpday 

The eight day of week. The day after Sunday and before Monday. If Saturday’s are for the boys and Sunday’s are for the men, then Simpday is for the Simps.

“Hey so did you end up hanging with Michael?
“Yeah, I went over to his house on Simpday and saw his piccolo trombone if you know what I mean.”

Simpday by Junc October 16, 2019

Simpdad 

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."

Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."

Simpdad by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019

Simp Day 

Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.

Guy 1: Bro, when’s Simp Day?
Guy 2: Dude, everyday is Simp Day.

Simp Day by TheUltimateSimp April 16, 2020

Simplaya 

A horny ass motherfucker who is simping for 3 or more girls at the same time. The girls think they are queens but in reality, he is playing all of them. Downloads Tinder to scout for new candidates for his roster.

I hate him so much. I never knew he was a fucking simplaya. A lying cheating bastard.

Simplaya by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

international simp day 

March 15th is International simp day is a day when the Simps are noticed for being simps

International simp day is cool
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO

international simp day by Simpsbesimpin March 9, 2020

Simpdacity 

The audacity of a simp; a weak human

Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity

Simpdacity by Mackzie February 22, 2020

National Simp Day 

National Simp Day takes place in 18th April of each year.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.

(Person 1) Hey are you coming to my house tonight?
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family

National Simp Day by hassanmujtaba_the-one-and-only April 17, 2020