Simpday

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The eight day of week. The day after Sunday and before Monday. If Saturday’s are for the boys and Sunday’s are for the men, then Simpday is for the Simps.

“Hey so did you end up hanging with Michael?
“Yeah, I went over to his house on Simpday and saw his piccolo trombone if you know what I mean.”

Simpday by Junc October 16, 2019

Words you can keep

Simpdad

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."

Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."

Simpdad by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019

Related Words

Simpday • Simpdaddy • Simpdacity • Simpdad • Simplaya • National Simp Day • No simp day • Anti-Simp Day • international simp day • Be A Simp Day

Simp Day

Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.

Guy 1: Bro, when’s Simp Day?
Guy 2: Dude, everyday is Simp Day.

Simp Day by TheUltimateSimp April 16, 2020

Simplaya

A horny ass motherfucker who is simping for 3 or more girls at the same time. The girls think they are queens but in reality, he is playing all of them. Downloads Tinder to scout for new candidates for his roster.

I hate him so much. I never knew he was a fucking simplaya. A lying cheating bastard.

Simplaya by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

international simp day

March 15th is International simp day is a day when the Simps are noticed for being simps

International simp day is cool
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO

international simp day by Simpsbesimpin March 9, 2020

Simpdacity

The audacity of a simp; a weak human

Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity

Simpdacity by Mackzie February 22, 2020

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place in 18th April of each year.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.

(Person 1) Hey are you coming to my house tonight?
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family

National Simp Day by hassanmujtaba_the-one-and-only April 17, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026