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The community of men who overcompensate for women to get their affection or for sexual rewards.
Steve Harvey might just be the leader in the simpdom.
Simpdom by AfricanSteam June 3, 2021

Simptoms 

The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.
Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!
Simptoms by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020

Mojca Simptom 

When you care about something, but you say you don't.
Yo that plate is broken you should fix it, ehh I don't care.

He has the Mojca Simptom
Mojca Simptom by Joseeehosee August 12, 2019

simpomaniac

someone who can't stop simping. they go over and beyond for their needs by buying merch, printing posters, and watching videos of their favorite tik tok girl, they might even stalk them and have pictures printed of them in their room.
jake: hey, who's the girl that matt is talking about all the time, he's obsessed over her.
me: oh it's a tik tok girl he's obsessed with, he's just a simpomaniac.
simpomaniac by mankegyou February 10, 2020

SimpoMode 

SimpoMode is when a person enters the most severe and enlightened state of simping. While in SimpoMode the simp will neglect all friendship responsibilities and focus on thier queen. Although recieving nothing from thier queen in return.
"Broo, this girl hot instagram model just followed me I think im going to enable SimpoMode and hit her up"
SimpoMode by KingSimp69 April 10, 2020

Simptomatic 

The diagnosis of being a simp.
Jerry: Aww jeez Rick I think I'm simptomatic!
Rick: Oh God Jerry what have you got the 'Rona or something!?
Jerry: Nah I just spent £100 on only fans
Simptomatic by C_Rod January 26, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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