smpd

smpd means suck my pink dildo. It's used by people who don't have dicks. you can also use it for different color dildos, for example, smrd which means suck my red dildo.

Person 1: You're so annoying

Person 2: Yk you can smpd

by Nels and Makayla February 13, 2022

SMPD

SMPD- stands for SLIDE MY PANTS DOWN. Usually used by people who want to express their interest in a certain person, celebrity, because they are super hot and handsome. Could be also used toward female celebrities.

-Oh my god, have you the actor, Steven Ogg? He is so hot!

- Yeah, SMPD!

by 8Darcy3 September 06, 2019