swoofter

"Swoofter" - originally a contraction of "pull a swift booster pal", now used in many other contexts.

To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".

"Fuckin' pull a swoofter"
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"

etc.

by Shaggatron June 17, 2009

snoofter

An individual who goes around sniffing girls' bike seats, typically for sexual pleasure.

That guy's a snoofter!

by snotty August 17, 2006

swooter

noun; sweaty cooter.

Those tight polyester pants, combined with the 95% humidity, and jogging the marathon gave her a swooter.

by rudy j snack May 23, 2007

swoofer

When your dog comes through the kitchen seeking food that may have fallen on the floor.

I dropped part of my sandwich, and if course the dog came swoofering through to eat it before I could pick it up.

by theeTSM January 27, 2014

Swoofted

(verb) another form of scoop; to grab or extract someone or something; also use 'Swoof'

you were a mess last night, i swoofted you out the club

by shaquifah blue October 30, 2011

Swoofer

A mildly fluffy doggo that is very, very, cute.

Person one: AWWWW do you see that swoofer?
Person two: OMG YES!!!! It’s sooooo cute!

by PiedPupper February 2, 2020

spoofter

The end of a toilet roll, with 1 - 3 fabric softener sheets rubber banded around one end of the roll. A device used to cover up the odor of whatever you're smoking.

Brian and Kyle were smoking mad blizzes to the face, and Brian asked Kyle for the SPOOFTER after he took a hit from Pablo's butt, to cover up the odor of, not only the buddha chronics, but Pablos butt as well, all while The Kaharch's nutsack was gettin mad shotties!!

by Joe Gaganapony -- 928 2220 October 14, 2006