Martin

The typical German man likes to pretend he is a “nazi”, he tends to trip over his own feet on a daily and some how land on a dick not too sure why.

Alfie : Ohh shit is that Martin tripping over some stairs

Fin: what a classic faggot

by Shaggatron April 14, 2023

swoofter

"Swoofter" - originally a contraction of "pull a swift booster pal", now used in many other contexts.

To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".

"Fuckin' pull a swoofter"
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"

etc.

by Shaggatron June 18, 2009

double dunt

To consume two capsules or pills in one gulp. Normally used in the consumption of ecstacy.

"I just double dunted a couple of biscuits man, I'm well out my tits."

by Shaggatron June 18, 2009