swoofer

When your dog comes through the kitchen seeking food that may have fallen on the floor.

I dropped part of my sandwich, and if course the dog came swoofering through to eat it before I could pick it up.

by theeTSM January 27, 2014

Swoofer

A mildly fluffy doggo that is very, very, cute.

Person one: AWWWW do you see that swoofer?
Person two: OMG YES!!!! It’s sooooo cute!

by PiedPupper February 2, 2020

Swooper

Smoke demon that terrorizes farm children.
Only way you can destroy it, is to stab its reflection during the Harvest Moon.

A Swooper! Lily, grab your things...

by Gjera January 28, 2020

Swooper

Noun
A person who hits on, flirts with, or generally acts interested in someone who is already actively being sought after in a romantic or sexual sense, drawing attention away from the original interested party to himself or herself.

I was talking with this hottie at the party when a swooper interrupted our conversation and would not leave him alone for the rest of the evening.

by Li-Li Joy September 27, 2009

swooper

Someone who butts in and tries to take over a job or project that you are working on. It's a negative term.

Molly is such a swooper! You can't start anything without her trying to butt in!

by Bailey Grey January 7, 2008

Ping spoofer

Someone who is bald and likes the number 14 using there 4chan hacking skills to make you bald.

I am a ping spoofer

by Ur moms ex girlfriends brother August 20, 2020

Swooper

N- Technical term for an observant barfly almost always male. Usually waiting for said females to get very drunk and when the time is right, swoop in and take her home to fuck her brains out.

Dawn-- I saw Frankie at the bar again last friday.

Michelle-- Yeah, me too, He's a swooper.

by Franswa October 10, 2007