swires 

A Jew of unfaltering faith. Usually can be seen spinning dreidels, reading the Torah, or preaching the good word of circumcision.

Usually has big curls but a small schmekel.

Ugh here comes that schmuck Swires. Probably gonna talk about clipped penises again

swires by Dgazzzz July 19, 2020

Swirski 

A person resembling a carrot.

That man looks like a massive swirski.

Swirski by Mr PHzezima November 6, 2010

the spires college 

the spires college is a wannabe school. it’s full of dirty skanks that role their skirts up so high u can see their flat af asses. full of chavs thinking they’re solid. all the girls act depressed like little fucking attention seekers.

1. what school do you go?
2. the spires college
1. ew peak

the spires college by lkkk888 December 27, 2018

Swirlsy 

a total ween, who is socially substandard. Prone to brown nosing, crying off and totally misjudging the feel of banter. Sometimes referred to as a 'jub'. A good example of a 'Swirlsy' will often be seen on his own at lunch, drinking innocent smoothie for kids with several rolls of tumble weed following him around.

Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5

'Oh great, here comes swirlsy drinking his innocent smoothie for kids, what a loser'

'Dude, did you see that loser get totally blown out by that hottie? Yeah, that guy is totally swirlsy.'

Swirlsy by Steamer J December 15, 2008

Rob Swire 

Robert Swire AKA Anscenic, is the lead singer and producer of Australian drum and bass band Pendulum.

He is originally from Perth, Western Australia but relocated to the United Kingdom in 2003 with fellow Pendulum co-founders Gareth McGrillen and Paul "El Hornet" Harding.
Swire has since fulfilled a broad spectrum of roles as a member of Pendulum, ranging from song writing to singing while performing live with an guitar-like MIDI controller – Starr Labs Ztar Z6-SP.

''Rob Swire is sick''

Rob Swire by Sweet Jesus June 1, 2009

Spirespotter 

Describes someone who holds a cock/spire upright. The reason the word spotter is used is because, just like in benchpressing, the holding/spotting is done by a third party representative. Spirespotting is most common before the spicy bologna is inserted into the vagina (or rectum, for you cumtheca spirespotters out there) during intercourse. In pornography, the most common case of this is when, during a male-female-female scene, girl #1 is about to get her peach cobbler rived, so girl #2 grips the hedgehog and guides it into girl #1's pudendal crawlway.

The coati Ben Coates was robbing a liquor store when he felt something from below the waist. He recognized it as a hand. He thought to himself, "What kind of person would give my johnson such a firm skyward grip? Oh yeah, a spirespotter."

Spirespotter by Eric Kazinsky January 27, 2007

Swirlseypop 

God

“Did you see Swirlseypop’s new animated short called “coded?”

“Yes! It was amazing and I would watch it again”

Swirlseypop by MysticalDuck November 8, 2020